Paragraph Despair Paragraph Despair

Paragraph Despair

2 hosts, 3 random segments, 4 you.

Listen to the show on

Chat with us on
Follow us on
See us on

– Episodes –

#27 Getting Superstitious

OCT 11, 2023

  1. What's News: Meta Oculus released a thing and the writer's strike ends
  2. Real Talk: Are you superstitious?
  3. Business Bro's: How to start your own business

#26 Anne Hathaway

OCT 4, 2023

  1. What's News: The DALL-E 3 release
  2. Movie Talk: Kris watched The Devil Wears Prada and The Intern
  3. It's never too late to accomplish your dreams

#25 Paragraph Despair After Dark

SEP 20, 2023

  1. What's News: NYC Sanitation's Instragram, rats and feather ball
  2. Tech Talk: the boring iPhone 15 and the death of innovation
  3. Game Time: Guess Kris's Medical Information

#22 Eat Your Crusts

AUG 9, 2023

  1. What's news: A serial killer gets caught and Anton's Zelda progress update
  2. Tech Talk: Apple Watch worth it?
  3. Summer jobs: Kris reads some summer gigs posted on Craigslist for Anton to make some extra cash

#20 We Did Twenty of These

JUL 19, 2023

  1. What's news: Food deliveries
  2. Old Tech/New Tech
  3. Snacks of the Summer
  4. Bonus: A look back at our favorite clips the past 20 episodes

#17 We're Back!

JUN 7, 2023

  1. What's news: Zelda and the kingdom of the crystal skull
  2. Greatest comebacks of all time
  3. Anton's advice corner

#15 Corporate Responsibility

FEB 8, 2022

  1. In the News: COVID Conspiracies, Joe Rogan and Spotify
  2. Opinion: Too many shows!!
  3. Game: What show came out that year?

#12 Fuggedaboutit

JAN 17, 2022

  1. What's the deal with award shows?
  2. Movie Time: Donnie Brasco and Goodfellas
  3. Crystal Ball: The future of VR

#11 A Fresh *Start*

JAN 11, 2022

  1. In The News: Canadian AirTag Stalkers
  2. Movie Review: Licorice Pizza
  3. Dictator Show: The Trouble With Lines

#10 We Did It In Person Again

DEC 13, 2021

  1. Car Talk: Kris got a Honda Fit
  2. Anton's Financial Corner: The Inflation Situation
  3. Dear Anton: The Battery Bank
  4. Design Desk: Planned Obsolescence
  5. X or Y?: Award Movie or Nonsense?
  6. Project Updates: e pluribus DM

#8 High School Heartbreak

NOV 21, 2021

  1. Twitch Talk: Our experiences streaming
  2. Getting Deep: Are you afraid of death?
  3. All Hands: Returning to the office and favorite office snacks
  4. When Did It Launch? iPhone Edition
  5. Best and Worst: Olivia Rodrigo's Sour
  6. Some Guy's Game Guide: The Witness

#7 We're Positive We're Positive

NOV 14, 2021

  1. Dear Kris: Landlord Advice
  2. Tabor Tank: Trd
  3. 15 Minutes of Optimism: What are you looking forward to?
  4. Best and Worst: War on Drugs' Lost in the dream
  5. Why is it so hard to take care of yourself?
  6. Movie Review: The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun

#666 A Nightmare on Paragraph Despair

OCT 31, 2021

  1. What do you do?: Horror Movie Tropes Edition
  2. In the News: Facebook is now Meta
  3. Best and Worst: Bon Iver Discography
  4. Some Guy's Game Guide: Resident Evil 4
  5. A Nightmare on Paragraph Despair: A Nightmare on Elm St series and Scream discussion
  6. Science Corner: Do you hear voices? Can you see things in your mind?

#5 Two Tourists Are Trapped In A Maze

OCT 28, 2021

  1. The Industry: Spotify Takes Over Podcasts
  2. Kris' OTB: Betting Results For Apple's "Unleashed" Event
  3. Anton News: I'm Back On Twitter
  4. The Dictator Show: People Who Talk During Movies
  5. Science Corner: The Singularity Is Nigh?
  6. Which Of These Doesn't Belong?: Horror Movie Edition

#4 Halloween Kickoff

OCT 17, 2021

  1. Kris' OTB: Bets on Apple's Upcoming "Unleashed" Event
  2. The Key Ingredients: Director's Movies
  3. Movie Pitches: The Library, Footloose 2, Wacko Willy, The Bus Driver Movie
  4. Some Guy's Game Guide: Nintendo's Animal Crossing Direct and our Halloween Kickoff
  5. Arthouse Guide: The Rewrite and our Halloween Kickoff
  6. The Good Old Days: Our Past Halloween Costumes

#2 "Best"

OCT 4, 2021

  1. All Hands: Email sign-offs
  2. The future of work post COVID
  3. Which horror film franchises could we survive?
  4. The viability of cryptocurrencies
  5. Our best and worst song picks from Radiohead's discography
  6. Things that are more fun to talk about than listen to

#1 The Rules

OCT 4, 2021

  1. The rules of the new show
  2. In The News: Norm MacDonald's death and the iPhone 13 event
  3. Marvel Cinematic Universe and Shang Chi opinions
  4. Amazon reviews from movies we covered on the arthouse podcast
  5. Arthouse Guide: Candyman (1992)
  6. Game Guide: Braid